Mindless ramblings

i eat paste

Mon, 05 Jun 2006 07:27:29 GMT

MySpace is so much more fun than LiveJournal... and Friendsters was a joke!

oh how long it has been

Tue, 30 Aug 2005 09:30:25 GMT

Hello everyone, Danny-Boy here

I disappeared for awhile, and return with a new look on life, a lot of things behind me, and even more in the future. The days have gone by like so many a crashing wave. I find myself sitting here, pondering past present and future and realizing all have been a blur that when miixed properly make the drunkest motha-f'er you've ever seen walk the halls at 4am wth there shoes untied and their pants falling down with drool falling on the floor and and and..... uhmm, what?

nevermind

I'm still here, and that's what counts. My life has become very extravagant, as well it should. My friends are strong my ties are deep, there are so many I want to thank!

But there is only one.

grossest thing tonight

Sat, 03 Jul 2004 07:53:09 GMT

After eating a nice lil Midnight snack I walked swiftly into my kitchen. When I reached the sink I felt something squish under my foot. I looked down to see (hopefully) a cooked vegetable that may have missed the trash or some other food. But no, it was a slug. A grimmy, slick, hunk of mobile snot. I'm so grossed out right now, I'm just tryin not to lose my sandwich.

What's worse is that I cut the little bugger in half with my toe, I stepped so hard. Both peices of it are still moving. I think I'm gonna hurl.

Lordy lordy

Tue, 15 Jun 2004 01:06:23 GMT

I'm a rocker
I rock out

MSI TIGHT

Wed, 19 May 2004 02:54:14 GMT

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=4014098554

I'm selling my MSI album. It's been sitting with me for awhile and I'm gonna miss it, but hey, all's fair right?

Heath Ledger? I didn't know he was a Vamp

Tue, 18 May 2004 07:03:23 GMT

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Oakee Doughkey

Wed, 12 May 2004 00:41:51 GMT

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Anybody want to buy a... thing?

THAt'S WrITE!

Fri, 30 Apr 2004 07:34:16 GMT

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The funniest thing I've heard

Fri, 30 Apr 2004 07:15:42 GMT

http://wrybread.com/StrangeNoises/tech_support/hear.ram

Happiness in Resolution

Wed, 28 Apr 2004 03:48:55 GMT

Well, a cease fire has been called. And I for one couldn't be happier. All the hurtful words that were spilled back and forth will now be a memory and not a precursur for things to come.

One day I may go into further detail about all of this, but not probably until I'm some hollywood writer for a sitcom or something. This is prize winning material.

I am just happy right now.

The things people will do to sell a toaster

Thu, 04 Mar 2004 02:33:48 GMT

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2989811693&category=1469

Ha ha Jimmy, me TOO!

Sat, 28 Feb 2004 10:31:45 GMT

Good. You know your music. You should be able to
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Barry

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cowboy bebop is my new favorite anime...

Mon, 23 Feb 2004 11:05:02 GMT

what's your cowboy bebop theme song?

My grandpa died last tuesday, this is what I'll read at his funeral Monday

Mon, 26 Jan 2004 12:22:12 GMT

To describe Edward Niland, first of all, you need a thesaurus. Secondly, you need to know the man, not just his actions, but also his character. What I will always remember about my grandfather will be walking through his doorway with more strange hairstyles and wacky ensembles than anyone, and how he always greeted me with a smile and an attitude of, “To each his own”. That was definitely a motto of his. He had an outlook on life that said, “Treat people not by their actions, but by the content of their character”.
He told me many times the story of once, while working at the Bacardo law firm, an investigator who worked for them called him up on a Saturday at 10 o’clock at night drunk as a skunk. The man will remain anonymous, mostly because I forgot his name. That was another thing about my grandpa; he remembered more names than anyone I know. He was sharp as a tack up to the very end.
The investigator said to my grandpa, “Ed, listen, I’m down at the bowling alley and I can’t find my car. Can you come pick me up?”
My grandpa asked, “Well… maybe, which bowling alley?”
The guy paused for a minute, he didn’t know, but said, "Come on Ed, you know ‘em all, come get me will ya?”
Ed then said, “listen, here’s what you should do, you should go find a motel and check in for the night. In the morning I’m sure you’ll remember where you parked your car.”
“Yeah you’re right Ed, thanks, good idea” He replied.
My grandpa added, “And I bet you on Monday, when I see you in the office, you won’t remember this little conversation at all.” They both chuckled and hung up the phone.
The next Monday at work grandpa saw the guy and went to talk to him.
“Hey there Joe”
“Hi, Ed”
It was obvious there was no recollection of the preceding Saturday.
“Do you remember calling me Saturday night?”
A vague glimmer comes into his eye, “Yeah, I do”
“Do you remember what about?”
“Yeah, I wanted you to come bowling with me!”
My grand pa just chuckled and said, “Not exactly” and left it at that.
Over the last year I’ve had the great opportunity to live with my grandparents, and assist them, and in turn they helped me in more ways than one. I can honestly say that my life is richer because of the time I was able to spend with my Grandfather. The last thing he said to me was not exactly profound, but it fit with his nature. I had just shaved my head, on a whim, and I walked in and he looked at me, gave a little chuckle and he said to me, “I like your haircut.”
I will cherish the time we spent together always and know that I am a stronger, wiser, man for knowing him

yeah baby

Sat, 10 Jan 2004 00:18:21 GMT

You talk fast, you think fast, you act fast. Stop. Calm Down. Drink some decaf and go back to hitting up liquor stores.

Take the What Pulp Fiction Character Are You? quiz.

Hey there Kiddies!

Thu, 11 Dec 2003 05:18:37 GMT

If you're bored and looking for something half way interesting to look at for awhile, check out www.japander.com It's got clips of a whole bunch of different TV and Film stars starring in japanese comercials of various natures.

I got nothin new to report right now... well... nothing I want the world to know... :)

Two hookers and an 8-BALL

Sun, 09 Nov 2003 01:08:18 GMT

I love the excitement I get from accomplishment.
I just got off the phone to organize rides to a Mindless Sel Indulgence show this monday. I had no cars going at 4pm... now I've got four! I need to be in Hollywood bartaring deals between big wigs. I got what I needed and I'm gonna get even more, because I've got a great group of great friends going to see two great bands play. There's nothing more excitng for me.
Two months ago I was making plans to fly to New York, by myself, to see three shows of MSI. That would be a great time. I would have fun, I know, but I wouldn't have my friends, those who've been by my side through thick and thin for going on 6 years with me. This monday will be great. I can't wait!

Maybe I'll get pee'd on!

Tue, 28 Oct 2003 08:33:47 GMT

The second time I've gotten a notice from the "great" people at Steam. I've already done what they've asked at their web-site... still they persist

Dear Steam user,

This is an automated message generated by Steam account administration.

Steam has detected that your copy of Half-Life Platinum Pack has already been
registered to another Steam user. Your product's CD-Key (the number printed on
the CD case which you were asked to type in after installing the game) matches
one already in our database.

The CD-Key you entered is: 3598579027068

You will not be able to play Half-Life Platinum Pack unless you provide an
unclaimed CD-Key. To provide an unclaimed CD-Key, you will need a copy of
Half-Life Platinum Pack which has not already been registered on Steam.
Double-click on the name of the game in Steam's "Games" window and then follow
the given instructions.

For further help or product support, please visit http://www.steampowered.com

Signed,

The Steam Support Team
To contact us, email support@steampowered.com

My letter to them

I'm sorry... But you guys gotta GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER. This is the second time you've contacted me to tell me that you're all a bunch of no brains programmers, or whatever the fuck you all are. I own my damn cd key. It's fucking MINE. YOU guys made an update that WAS TOO FUCKING HUGE!!! You didn't think that there was a possibility that someone out in the world used their computer for something OTHER THAN VIDEO GAMES. I don't have the space for both C.S. 1.0, which I bought AND your mutha fuckin STEAM. I had to pinch and pull my hard drive to fit your shit, but i did it and I didn't like it. But you guys made too good of an update, so I went back to it after awhile, even though there's a HUGE problem with no good hackers fucking with the game so that they play like gods and everyone else is just a duck waiting to get punked. If I get another "automated email" telling me how much of a dick wad you all are, then I'll be forced to go out and buy a damned CHESS board and play in the gawd damned park with all the crack pipe hittin freaks and former MIT professors, and y'all will never see another fucking PENNY of my money. I bought your damned platinum pack two years ago... lost everything but my copy of opposing forces, which is useless without first installing half-life, which was fucking stolen, along with cs and the other game. I bought Blue Shift thinking it would let me play CS, boy was I disappointed. I went and bought CS... again... I've now spent 49.99 on the whole package, 14.99 for blue shift. and 19.99 for CS... the least you can do is get off your lazy asses and make it so I don't get any damned emails saying "the code you're using is stolen you little fuck, eat shit and die if you think we'll let you play this damned crappy game"

Sincerely, Dan

Do you think I sound a little too pissed off?

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Fri, 24 Oct 2003 03:56:37 GMT

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Should I be paraniod?

Tue, 21 Oct 2003 06:12:09 GMT

So, while on the realmedia webiste that executes out of the program itself, i stumble upon a website... the site, http://elliottw.mit.edu/ has nothing but mp3 files in folders... it's strange that I came upon this site... stranger that I came upon it using real media... I encourage you to visit it, if only to add a song or two to your collection. There's not a whole lot by Kazaa standards, but enought to wet your whistle... Should I be paranoid though? They can track ip addresses... can't they? They could totally know who I am and what I'm doing.... who are these fuckers?

I've got a cool new shirt... it say "Sharing is Caring FUCK the RIAA" record industry artists assoiciation or some such shit. Blah blah blah... I think I've got a temperature... I'm sick... and ill... and I don't feel good.

Peace out kids

Tonight, Tonight

Fri, 03 Oct 2003 06:57:51 GMT

I stepped out my house with th world on my heels.
Ready to show the world the power of the FRO
I sang Johnny Cash for the huddled masses
of rich Elite of Saratoga.
I recieved cheers of applause.
I could not leave well enough alone.
I made a mistake... One that will not soon be forgotten
Not by the woman so impressed with my rendition
Of ring of Fire she let me be the show stopper.
I sang in the key of Billy Corgin
I sang Smashing pumklins, Bullet with Butterfly Wings.
I did a fairly good song a terrible injustice,
instead of singing in a key I would appeal in, I sang it the way it had been sung to me
By radio and tv. The man with egg on his face... That's me.
I played it off, told people to laugh.
And claimed to had 1 too many from the Tap.
But to no avail... My skin turned pale, my throat still hurts,
you have no idea what Billy Corgin exerts.

Next week will be another day,
And hell, I'll sing how I want
For fucks sake, I had to pay!

WATCH OUT!!!! FLYING MIDGETS!!!

Wed, 01 Oct 2003 03:26:33 GMT

: i was reading a catalog of careers today in my counseling class, and there's a job called "thrower" I was really excited at the prospect of being paid to throw things... i nearly made this one guy pee himself when i did my impression of myself throwing midgets!

I feel sick

Sun, 28 Sep 2003 06:24:02 GMT

Ever hand wash some delicates in Woolite then eat a bunch of cookies without washing your hands enough?.... No? Well lemme tell ya... It don't do much for your stomach essept maik youw fewl ihkey... eeewwwww....

OK People It's time to organize!

Sun, 28 Sep 2003 03:28:47 GMT

Be a part of a shoe that's design intent is to take on nike and it's sweat shop labor ass monger Phil Knight, and their mindfuck advertising! goto http://www.blackspotsneaker.org/ and sign up!... You know you're gonna buy shoes... Then might as well say "I'm not a pop culture whore" or if you are a pop culture whore, you might just be saying to the world and yourself "I'm capable of making positive change god dammit!"
Go dammit... NOW

Wed, 24 Sep 2003 06:36:43 GMT

Hey funny Hehhey funny hey